March 21 - April 20

Your Weekly Horoscope: It's official. You're stuck, sunk and stranded. Since I'm unable to see any hopeful signs on your horizon I'd like to offer my resignation as your astrologer. Stop! Wait! Of course it's nowhere near that disastrous! The truth is that it's not even a bit disastrous. I just thought I'd begin the week by painting a picture of miserableness. Then, when you compare it to the brightness of the picture that lies ahead, you'll be even more delighted! As Mercury turns retrograde you can change a great deal about what you currently dislike.

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Victoria Beckham

17 Apr 1974

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